(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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