Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Knock knock.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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