- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

HELLO EVERYONE

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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