What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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