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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What's big and purple? Barney

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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