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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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