A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

eoin burgin is fat

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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