what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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a irish man walks past a bar

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Happy Monday!

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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