- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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