- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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