Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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