- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Your Mom

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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