- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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