- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

irish man drinking john smiths

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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