- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why dont they make black forks

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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