- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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