What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Oh...okay, good.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Women rights..

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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