A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Women's rights

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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