Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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American healthcare.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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I Love Hitler.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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The Aristocrats

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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This is not a joke.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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