Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Ben is gay

So a seal walks into a club...

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Scott

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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