GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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That's unfortunate.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I love you very much.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

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