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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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