which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

12 niqqa 12.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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