Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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watch me nae nae

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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