- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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