- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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