- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

what are you mike bibby?

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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