A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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