- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

why dont they make black forks

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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