- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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