Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

The New York Giants

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

j.p. is dumb

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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