Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Anti Joke

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