- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

How about that airline food?

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What's big and purple? Barney

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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