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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

read this sentence again.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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