Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Asian NASCAR.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

a man walks into a bar and dies

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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