Netball.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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The economy.

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clamidia

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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9/11

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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