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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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minorities

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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clamidia

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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