What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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equality for women

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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pussy enough said

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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