How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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A hayride would be fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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