Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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