A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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I like turtoes.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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girls basketball

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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