u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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who farted i did :]

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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I like turtoes.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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