- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

What color is a banana? yellow.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

Christians

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

A BABY seal walks into a club

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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