What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Yee

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Jesus wept.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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