Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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You.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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