What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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i have cancer

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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anti-joke teehee

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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