MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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hi im paul!

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Women's rights.

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You're on fire.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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i like pie

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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