I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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