A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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