Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

whats hairy and crys your mom

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A seal walks into a club.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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